“ At least I love Penis. ”

Colan.

“ I WON! HE LOST! ”

You can try to mug him.

He will still be Colan.

“ Then I ran like the mother-fucking Flash! ”

You can try to mug him.

He will still be Colan.

“ Oh, wait, I didn’t flush! ”

Colon Belshaw

“ On the first day Mr. Dawson told me my fly was down. ”

Colan.

“ Black pudding? Black pudding can suck my cock! ”

Colan

“ Why’s there no references to Shag Pad or Chocy Bear? ”

Shag Pad.