January 2012
1 post
December 2011
7 posts
November 2011
24 posts
“I have copious amounts of sperm!”
– Colan
October 2011
1 post
September 2011
3 posts
“We need a Norse handshake”
“I will never work with Brendan Fraser!”
August 2011
2 posts
“Find the pants and you’ll find the vibrator.”
– Colan
“Not all dolphins are rapists.”
– C. Belshaw
May 2011
1 post
1 tag
“If I took a dump in your dvds… what would you do?”
– Colan
April 2011
1 post
“(While gazing at a vending machine) …I like blue.”
– Colan
March 2011
2 posts
“This is not a one wipe wonder my friend, that needs a cleanin’”
– Colan
“They’re all about poo recently… I know my audience.”
– Colan
February 2011
3 posts
“A BAT CREDIT CARD!?”
– Colan
“If you debag me, I will rub my penis in your face.”
– Colan
January 2011
2 posts
“I’m not the master of poo!”
– Colan- Master Of Clogging.
December 2010
5 posts
“If it’s life or death then I’m like, ‘here’s a picture...”
– Colan
“I like that in a woman, fear brings respect.”
– Colan
“I’ll be the first to admit I like a bit of girl B.O.”
– Colan